Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Where was I...

So... where was I... WHERE WAS I ?!!!*frantic*
It happened on... God, I dont remember!!!!*frantic again* but they came ...I met so many of them, they wanted me to be one of them .... they took me there... The Gia...
This will shatter all the beliefs instilled in us by modern science- its not Venus that shines so bright in the night- its... its The Giant Disco Ball!! Think about it- how can Venus shine?!!- it has nothin shiny on it- does it?!!! And you thought people back on earth didnt know this?! Oooooh... yes they do. And America is behind it.
Rest of the story: They cut me open- I didnt bleed! They switched my brain with my kidney- I survived!!! For the matter of speaking,my stomach were in knots(vitual pain), but that wasnt enough, they tied them into reaaaaaal knots. It stopped hurtin! They dont eat, they only drink some green goo that shines flourocent pink in the dark and reads out the headlines for the hour- IntelliGoo is what they call it. By the end of the ordeal, I was drinkin thru my ears!!! There, they wax their heads!!! I begged them to spare me, it cost me quite a bit on Earth to get it to this stage, instead they could wax my hands and legs- they showed some mercy. They said, I could fly if I would glue their holy shimmering dust to my toe nails... did you know that fevicol had its biggest market there?!!! You wont believe this... the soul of their technical advancement is FEVICOL!! Their space ships are held together by it. Now you know where the export quality fevicol goes!!! I took off but didnt stay afloat for too long, they said I need to tweek my cochlea and signed me up for classes.
The instructor said his class was booked for 10 donkey's years to come. And thank God, they didnt have places to put me up temporatily . The council decided to send me on an assignment to Earth to check how I would fare here with my memory intact- They knew anyway none of you would believe me. But you will, wont you?! Believe me pleeeease! someone... anyone.... this is not 'another' abduction story.

Just in case some of you are dreaming of making millions makin a show on me... allow me to burst the bubble.... on a serious note ... I have changed my employer. Yesterday was my last day at my first job. Will write about it in the next post. I missed the bloggin world the most in this one month. How have you all been doing? whats up? Update me.

17 comments:

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

Yeah..where were you..Hibernating?? :) :)

Prmod Bafna said...

seriously! i wanna know!! :) nice to have u back!!!

Neets said...

nahi yaar... I was a serial interview-ee for two weeks. Took a day to decide. Signed the appointment letter. Put my papers. and now relaxing till 15th. My first day at the new place.
Whats happenin with you guys... hows life? Scribblez... whos pretty eyes are those? and hows things with you dear?!! Am sooooo glad to see you people comment just seconds after I posted this article.
Hey promod... hows the villagers doing? whats new with you.
Will catch up with lost time tomorrow... will drop by tomorrow. :) boy am i glad to see you people :)

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

he He he...I would only see Aiyoo papa and remember tht being used in office..the guys would make fun of me n tell me tht if something small happens to me tht I dislike...So I happen to catch ya at the momet...Those eyes r not mine...But mine r better!! :) :)...

Rusty said...

well, all we were doing was... waiting for your post :), what else, and here you are...

however congrats for the new assignment ! i have a question, if you didn't like your job what took you so long to leave it ?

Rohit Talwar said...

All the best for the new job!

True Blue Guy said...

Best for the new job - I am not fond of changing jobs, have to start all over kinda thing

Vivek Kondur said...

Good to see u'r post MNM. U know the updates from my side don't u?;)

All the very best for u'r new job.

Miles to go said...

Glad to see you back! It takes big balls to change jobs!

Rags said...

Indeed! I got very big balls. Its my 4th job in 3 years...

Dont tell me they use himalaya tooth paste for brains (why himalaya? becoz of the color stupid)! and use worm holes to commute to work!

Congrats!

Neets said...

Scribblez- Click a pic of your eyes and post it nooooo? :)

Rusty- I have a few attributes that a S/w babe shouldnt- for one i was emotionally attached to that place or rather to the people there. secondly, i believed the company and their plans for the future for a lil tooo long. thirdly, i had been thru a rough time otherwise- and it took me about 3 yrs to get my sensibilities back. That poem was kind of an expression of that 'turning to a new page'-phase. there is a fourth, fifth, but then i would end up writing an essay for an ans.(i'd love to but you'd get tired just lika my other friends)
IT took me a lot of effort and patience to move on. Though not a mighty big step, I am proud that i made this lil move. It sounds stupid- but yeah- i feel good about my self that I did somethin that at one time i believed i wouldnt be able to do. (Is somethin wrong with me? ;) )

Rohit-> thanks man!

TrueBlueGuy-> I used to hate the idea too- but i slowly realised that in some way it was the law of life, that many a times we will find our selves back in square one and we will have to learn to pack our bags and move on to start afresh. I am the kinds who gets settled in a place real easy, then and emotional uproot is a difficult job. Despite my being not happy there and wanting to get out of there more than anythign, surprisingly giving the resignation letter was a mental war! I rehersed the scene so many times in my head and then did it with such an ease.
It is difficult moving in into a new place- you have to get comfy, you have to bond yet again... its tough... but a learning exp. This time its a lil tougher than i though- being the only girl in my floor! :)) but its gonna be a nice challenge to face. :)

Kondur-> Thank you beta. Mata's blessings are always with you like the pug in the old hutch ads.

Miles to Go: Theni have lots to be proud of- cos i have none!:))) sorry, bad joke... but yesi have to agree that searching all over again and then movin into the new place, getting settled... is a very dicy experiance... alll you can do is to hope that you will turn every negative situation to a positive. :) thats what i am hoping :) butotherwise dude, hows life been , hows your son?

Rug-> you didnt need to give that explination in brackets stupid daugg- shouldnt i knwo how you think after knowing you for 7 yrs!
Brains- you wont believe , but their brains are actually individual celestial bodies that seem like stars from here on earth- they have a remote connection to their brain that is floating somewhere in the galaxy. And about Worm holes- thats old technology- news is there isnt work to commute to. Isnt that a great place to live man?!

kimananda said...

Yea! Welcome back! It sounds like quite a trip, what with the alien abductions and all. ;-)

Good luck in the new gig...I look forward to hearing all about it. :-)

DS said...

CONGRATS!!!

Ok, with the plesantries out of the way,
'Where's the treat?'

Miles to go said...

Life's groovy!!! I feel as I've been living it and surviving well even when taking chances (see the Business Man Special post). The Kiddo's doing well these days. He's not happy but he's dealing with his choices very well. I'm proud of him. I hope your life is going the way you want it!!!

thetalkativeman said...

sounds like a page out of science fiction, no idea what's going on :)

Alistair D'souza said...

well it was my second year there... last year 4 out of the bigger group that we were had attended... we had taken some pillows last time... but our butts still hurt so we decided to take matresses this time around... we were defn the 'luxury kings' out there :-)

Prmod Bafna said...

hey! where you been? work keeping you busy?!? :)